I'm Half as Good as it Gets

I'm Molly. 20.
Located in Louisiana. (south of New Orleans)
Lesbian.

Q
OOOHHH YOU CANT GET MARRIED BECAUSE YOU'RE GAYYYYYY!!! I GET IT NOW
from:Anonymous
A

YEPPPPPPP

sex-bongrips:

unfair-maiden:

jazzumon:

ghostsfacer:

killer-of-kalashnis:

asterismalvixen:

toxicwolf-thefabulouskilljoy:

blinkpinkinc:

zeekayart:

ZEE ASKS NON-AMERICANS TO FILL OUT A MAP OF THE USA ON THE 4TH OF JULY (part 1)

facebook album with all the entries

EVERYONE KNOWS TEXAS

NO ONE KNOWS ARIZONA

is nobody going to mention “florick”

"South Saskatchewan"

to be fair, I am an American and I could probably only correctly name like 6 states

Why does everyone think Montana is Washington

Oklahomer omgg

Everyone knows Texas & Florida, thats hilarious.

I love this

(via fuckright-off)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via charliexxx)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

(via therealspiderman)

bardsplay:

people who breeze through character customization in just a minute or two scare me because i need at least 3-4 hours to make sure my character looks fresh as hell 

…I skip character customization.

(via presidentialslut)

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

(via honneeb)